Funny Wedding Anniversary Quotes

“Unless you want to forget about your marriage, it’s a good idea to remember your anniversary.” – Melanie White

"Even though we have more grey hair, wrinkles and body aches, celebrating our marriage anniversary never gets old." – Anonymous

"Marriage is when a man and woman become one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one."- Anonymous

"Today we celebrate the best decision you've ever made." – Anonymous

“I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.” – Elizabeth Evan

"Forgot to cancel my 30-day marriage trial... yikes!"- Anonymous

"We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops." - Henny Youngman

“Marriage: when dating goes too far.” – Anonymous

"Marriage is like a walk in the park...Jurassic Park." – Anonymous

“On our anniversary, let’s celebrate being one year closer to death do us part.” – Anonymous

“Drug stores understand life. That’s why the anniversary cards and sympathy cards are right next to each other.” – Anonymous

"Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade." - Anonymous

"Marriage is a workshop, where the husband works and wife shops." – Anonymous

“Marriage is like vitamins; we supplement each other’s minimum daily requirements.” – Anonymous.

“When someone is murdered, the police investigate the spouse first. That tells you everything you need to know about marriage.” – Katherine Hepburn

"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." - Rita Rudner

“Marriage is a lot like the army. Everyone complains, but you’d be surprised at the large number that re-enlists.” – James Garner

"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person." - Mignon McLaughlin

"I've been married for 25 years and I know everything there is to know about my wife. But she still surprises me occasionally with little things, like how she can hide her credit card bill." – Anonymous